I admit it...

I will spend longer in the bathroom than I really need. It's the perfect opportunity to defer the non-stop questions to someone else for a precious five minutes a day. I think everyone who has ever asked a stay-at-home mom the question "So... what do you do all day?" Needs to be given a preschooler for two days in a row. One day is not enough and I will tell you why - after the first day, they will begin to see what you do do all day, but then they get to go to bed with the knowledge that they will be doing the same thing all day long the next day. Now I do not think the "awakening" should last more than two days and again, I'll tell you why - the question-poser does not love my children like I love my children, therefore their motives are not a parent's motives. I will not delve any more into that scenario... the point is, being a stay-at-home mom is a full time job and I do not feel guilty admitting stealing 5 minutes of inaccessible time a day, even if I have to retreat to the bathroom to do it.